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We're all just victims of circumstance

« on: March 18, 2009, 12:23:47 PM »

I wonder if there will be war crimes trials at the end of this conflict?

The dogs and rabbits must've been collateral damage.
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« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2009, 03:21:58 PM »

It made a big spash in the Squirell world.  It was a mob thing.


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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2009, 11:47:42 AM »

Its only time before they retaliate and then there will be hell to pay. 

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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2009, 12:04:42 AM »

This picture was taken by one of our covert operatives.
It shows one of our own committing high treason by paying off an enemy squirrell agent.

We need to find this man and bring him to justice.
He must pay for betraying us!

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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2009, 07:16:54 AM »

We have photographic evidence that the squirrels are training a crack team of uber-commandos to carry out lightning raids on our facilities:


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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2009, 09:38:48 PM »

Uh, folks, have you not paid ANY attention to my warnings of the Great Nattering?  Our Furry Masters shall take control. Do you know where your nuts are?

Whomever committed this atrocity shall be separated from his nuts and shall wither and die.

The Nattering is in the wind....

I have been told that I crap on everything everyone else loves. Just be thankful I can't give you an Oklahoma Nipple Twist through the Internet.
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