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Bad Movie Lover

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Maybe we're at war with Norway?

« on: March 19, 2009, 08:04:20 PM »

"What was the rule again? No swimming for 20 minutes after eating the towel boy?"

"Hey! Look at me! I can manipulate Newton's Law of Gravity."

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
B-Movie Kraken

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« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2009, 08:42:54 PM »

The resulting tsunami left the parking lot flooded for the remainder of the afternoon.

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho
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B-Movie Kraken

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« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2009, 08:57:39 PM »

"Exhibit A" in a class action against Speedo by many of the other hotel guests.

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2009, 09:04:02 PM »

This gentleman suffered severe whiplash.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
Bustin' makes me feel good !
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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I've seen things you people couldn't imagine...

« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2009, 10:24:30 AM »

So thats what Father Christmas does with his time off.


If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.
Bad Movie Lover

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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2009, 12:27:13 PM »

The crowd was amazed at how long he could hold that pose.

I bent my wookie!
Bad Movie Lover

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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2009, 01:43:58 PM »

they don't call him 'twinkle toes' for nothin!!!!!

I am David
David I am

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B-Movie Kraken

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2009, 08:44:11 PM »

The water was rushed to the hospital seconds after the picture was taken. 

DarkSider's Realm

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Hypnotic, ain't it?

« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2009, 10:22:00 PM »


Bad Movie Lover

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The clown banned in 51 states!

« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2009, 02:04:20 AM »

Even the people on the balcony back there got soaked when this man hit the water.
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