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« on: March 20, 2009, 02:21:46 PM »

Their profitability waning, KISS was forced to "downsize".

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« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2009, 03:31:15 PM »

Still not as funny as Springer's "Midgets in the Klan"...

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2009, 08:42:55 PM »

Gene's marketing of the new KISS doll collection successfully filled landfills everywhere.

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The clown banned in 51 states!

« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2009, 02:07:42 AM »

Only half the fat of regular KISS.
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Hypnotic, ain't it?

« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2009, 09:14:40 AM »

*splutter, splutter, cough, sizzle* *sound of brain shutting down* Buh?

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« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2009, 01:52:37 PM »

"Collect 'em all. KISS, AC/DC, Def Leppard, Aerosmith and Engelbert Humperdinck."

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« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2009, 03:36:33 PM »

I told you not to wash KISS in hot water, use COLD water or dry clean only.

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2009, 11:01:49 PM »

'Still LARGER than life and rocking venues everywhere.  Cheers
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« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2009, 05:43:38 AM »


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« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2009, 06:48:06 AM »

Didnt Everyone Know Kiss were a band when they were babies they were called

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