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The King of Koosh!
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Must have caffeine...

« on: July 02, 2009, 05:02:44 AM »

After busting free of the sunken crate, the monster was found and adopted by a kind and loving family. He killed and ate them soon after.
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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2009, 05:39:25 AM »

The last known family photograph of the Jackson 5.

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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2009, 08:56:16 AM »

And together they drive around solving mysteries and getting into wacky adventures.

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2009, 04:09:01 AM »

Grandma always insists on being the center of attention.
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Just Another Pretty Face

« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2009, 07:15:17 AM »

Harry & The Hendersons II : The Armageddon

" Society doesn't accept us because of what we are, so we're an enemy of society. " - Pa Mooney, THE RATS ARE COMING! THE WEREWOLVES ARE HERE!
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2009, 12:06:54 PM »

Cleatus could not grow a mustache (even after his retirement). So to make up for it he let his hair grow everywhere else.

He was tired of being a chick-magnet, anyway.
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2009, 10:30:22 PM »

Edgar Winter's looking pretty bad nowadays, but hopefully Tom Savini and his crew can help him out.

TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?

« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2009, 02:19:37 AM »

Believing they found a drunk fursuiter, they would soon regret that they tried to "help" him out of his costume afterwards.

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.

« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2009, 05:49:29 PM »

Hair styles really were bad back in the day.

Kleel's rule is harsh :-B
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2009, 08:57:31 PM »

This years high school A/V club is a bit nerdier than normal.

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