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« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2009, 07:06:00 PM »

I'm with you about Crapenter's "Village of the Damned", on par with "Escape From LA" when it comes to spectacular suckiness. For a guy who once directed "The Fog", Carpenter sure has been squeaking out some trite crap. Please, John- stop making movies. I love your older films, but your creative jucies have run dry.
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« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2009, 04:18:28 PM »

Cle Duvall's character was really pretty and tough. She was even cool when she lost her head. Wish she'd have gotten up with Joanna Cassidy's character before they died.
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2009, 12:15:12 PM »

She was even cool when she lost her head.
I don't know why, but I laughed way more than I should have at that.

This movie is one of those that I kind of regret having paid for because of how bad it was, and yet I still felt that it was not a complete waste, because it was at least entertaining, albeit incredibly stupid. Also, the part where Ice Cube walks in with chromed submachineguns made me laugh uncontrollably.
« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2009, 09:09:23 PM »

Most hilarious moments:

The girl's initial "fight" with Ice Cube. Rivals the fish clubbing from Tank Girl.

Ordering a guy to open a door and THEN telling him about the dying man's ominous warning to never ever open it.

The crowd of pursuing monsters magically disappearing while the characters have a lengthy conversation about something unrelated.

"Yay we barely escaped. NOW TURN THIS TRAIN AROUND!"
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