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« on: March 23, 2009, 06:08:22 PM »



You never forget your first time.
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« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2009, 10:23:47 PM »

"Ve have vays for MAKING you talk, yaa."
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« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2009, 10:35:43 PM »

"Take me, Uncle Fester!"
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« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2009, 11:01:11 PM »

I can't see the image  Bluesad
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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2009, 12:03:31 PM »



He later came to regret getting a colonoscopy from this doctor.
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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2009, 12:23:24 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2009, 02:58:07 PM »



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« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2009, 04:39:57 PM »

What?! A nickel? I can't see it...
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« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2009, 04:41:43 PM »

The theory of zombie chiropractors sounded great, but the practice left a lot to be desired.
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« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2009, 12:47:47 PM »

Captain Binghampton's retirement from the navy did not go well on that strange Phillipino island...
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