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Draug
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?


« on: March 24, 2009, 11:28:54 PM »



Tired of loosing money, the executive board of the mall finally hires professional security guards to get rid of the shoplifters once and for all.
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I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
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The clown banned in 51 states!


« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2009, 12:10:00 AM »

"Okay, Professor Pig, I'll torch these woods and you rake up the remains."
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JPickettIII
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HELP! WE ARE STUCK IN A GOOD MOVIE!!!


« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2010, 11:46:42 AM »



This is what happens when kids go skateboarding and don't walk.

Or

The little old lady just stole a small package of AAAs.
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2010, 12:49:14 PM »

"Call me crazy but isn't there an easier way to light the candle boss?"
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I know where my towel is.


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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2010, 01:01:57 PM »

Flamethrower guy:  "Are you sure it was an alien xenomorph?"

Guy with the rake:  "I suppose that it could have been my mother-in-law."

Flamethrower guy:  "Should I stop?"

Guy with the rake:  "No."
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Andrew Borntreger
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Hi there!


« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2010, 09:14:42 AM »


TAKE THAT, YOU VICIOUS VIKINGS! TRY TO TAKE TREVOR'S UNDERPANTS!
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yeah no.
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2010, 10:17:48 AM »



Cool, Spaceballs: The Flame Thrower works really good!
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« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2010, 09:28:21 PM »

Textbook case of "flamethrower envy."
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