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« on: March 25, 2009, 10:44:45 PM »
'All fer rum 'n' rum fer all. AAaaRRrr!!"
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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2009, 07:10:34 PM »
"Should have gone to free credit report dot com, I could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb."
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« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2009, 07:39:33 PM »
PETA takes the sea kitten cause to a whole new aggressive level.  (the joke seems to work in other captions too)
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« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2009, 11:46:59 PM »
"We're here to steal your dignity! We're all out..."
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« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2009, 09:55:50 AM »
"Boy, with these costumes, the chicks will be all over us!"
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« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2009, 10:14:14 AM »
"what's the matter - never seen a pirate with an octopus for a face before? n00b..."
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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2009, 11:23:07 AM »
The local seafood restaurant failed miserably in the kid's entertainment department.
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« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2009, 03:28:56 AM »
Pirates 1 and 2 were erotic masterpieces.....

Pirates 3........not so much.
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« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2009, 10:39:38 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2009, 05:54:44 PM »
 would you say it was the Fish surprise in the Mess tent?
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« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2009, 09:20:24 PM »
Quote from: paula on September 30, 2009, 03:28:56 AM
Pirates 1 and 2 were erotic masterpieces.....

Pirates 3........not so much.

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« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2009, 02:11:42 PM »
When Cos-Play goes wrong # 971
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Arrrhhh!  I'm Captain Clockworkorange, and these are me mates, Captain Hammerheadbarnacle and Captain Lobstersquid!  We demand good costume ideas!
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