Meet Mirjana Gavaric of Belgrade, Serbia. She was lonely, so Ms. Gavaric got it on with a giant pine cone one day. Trouble was that the
pine cone got stuck. So Ms. Gavaric had to make a trip to the hospital, where she had to endure a two hour operation to get the pine cone out.
Ouch. When will people learn that in addition to power tools pine cones are not adult toys either?