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« on: April 02, 2009, 12:53:33 AM »

Meet Mirjana Gavaric of Belgrade, Serbia.  She was lonely, so Ms. Gavaric got it on with a giant pine cone one day.  Trouble was that the pine cone got stuck.  So Ms. Gavaric had to make a trip to the hospital, where she had to endure a two hour operation to get the pine cone out.

Ouch.  When will people learn that in addition to power tools pine cones are not adult toys either?
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« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2009, 07:54:51 AM »

Are "personal massagers" not allowed in certain countries?
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« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2009, 12:33:26 PM »

Well, I guess it's not as bad as the woman who attached her "personal massager" to a sabre saw. 
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« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2009, 12:41:15 PM »

Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for the folks of Eastern Europe !
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