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« on: April 01, 2009, 12:45:58 PM »

"Jeez! How many guys does Julie have in there?"

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2009, 12:55:19 PM »

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor....oh wait, wrong show!

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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Shake The Faith

« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2009, 12:58:12 PM »

Raffine's playing his bassoon again.... Lookingup

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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2009, 01:05:01 PM »

"Geez Man, how long can one guy actually take in the bathroom!"

There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2009, 01:56:51 PM »

I swear to God, it wasn't me!

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
Normal is what people are until you get to know them.
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2009, 10:23:58 PM »

Does Charo REALLY fart that LOUD?

I don't care man, I still want to see her tonight.
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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2009, 11:33:23 PM »

"Alright, when he comes out of there you hit him over the head with that pool cue. Then we'll take him into his bathroom and take his kidneys....What? Did you think that we made money off of taking this shipp on cruises?"
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2009, 11:22:58 AM »

"Um nope, thats not the control room either guys.  What are we going to do?"

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Dude! Flush Next Time!!!

« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2009, 03:31:31 PM »

C.H.A.O.S. prepares to unleash it's latest plan to stop Maxwell Smart and C.O.N.T.R.O.L.

Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black
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« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2009, 02:13:47 AM »

" Either Lauren has a cold or she's doing lines again."

"If we hole up I want to be somewhere familiar, I want to know where the exits are, and I want to be allowed to smoke."
    - Ed, Shaun of the Dead (2004)
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