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Maybe we're at war with Norway?

« on: April 02, 2009, 10:19:10 AM »

"Are you sure this is the right way to perform the Heimlich grip?"

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
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« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2009, 11:01:59 AM »

"My attic insulation is ALIVE!"

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Some Strange Guy They Let In By Mistake
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Dude! Flush Next Time!!!

« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2009, 03:27:39 PM »

"I told you we left that box of Chinese food in the fridge too long!"

Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black
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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2009, 02:26:10 AM »

How all Intergalactic gay porn starts out, some alien starts giving a guy a massage.

"If we hole up I want to be somewhere familiar, I want to know where the exits are, and I want to be allowed to smoke."
    - Ed, Shaun of the Dead (2004)
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« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2009, 05:03:04 AM »

"For the last time, give me the damned remote, it's time for ALF"
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