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« on: April 02, 2009, 05:19:19 PM »


What could Picard be saying to Riker about his mysterious object?




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Oookaay...


« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2009, 05:43:14 PM »

"...before I left, the people of Xanthia presented me with this miniature statue of myself...there's a few things I'd change, but at least they got my head right."
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« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2009, 06:31:22 PM »

I practice speeches to my large chess pawn.

What's so funny, Riker?
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« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2009, 10:12:25 PM »

Number One, this is an ancient statue to honor the great Kojak who continually asked "Who loves you, baby?"
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« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2009, 12:24:41 AM »

Picard: Legend says that contained within this object is a formula for an aphrodisiac that makes sex a trillion times better for both men and women.  Supposedly the trick is figuring out how to open this object without damaging the data crystal contained within.
Riker: So I suppose smashing it open is out of the question?
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« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2009, 01:36:35 AM »

Picard: " Sometimes when I get lonely Riker, I light some candles, set this massager to stun and need I say it boldly goes where no man has gone before?"
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« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2009, 04:46:42 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2009, 06:16:52 AM »

"I think our Rice Crispy Squares have began to turn on us."
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« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2009, 07:05:58 AM »

Picard:  "The squares represent the robotic nature of the physical, while the sphere represents the mental side, the complex, the..."
Riker:  "You really need to get laid."
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« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2009, 05:45:31 PM »


What could Picard be saying to Riker about his mysterious object?

Boy, when you find out how many different shapes there are for phallic symbols...




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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2009, 04:25:16 PM »

"Excellent, Number One, this will look splendid in the on-board garden!"
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« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2009, 07:35:26 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2009, 10:24:27 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2009, 05:41:21 AM »

This is amazing, Riker. I never realised that on Megadon-5, toilet paper comes in cubes.
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« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2009, 03:59:36 AM »

"Alright, Riker, I've brought the modeling clay so I can strip nude for you to sculpt me. That's the last time I lose a bet to you..."
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