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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« on: April 04, 2009, 01:14:59 AM »

Uh, Captain...XYZ!

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?

« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2009, 11:10:08 AM »

Geordi: The yellow brick road was analyzed by the couch potato, no one knows where the shadows of burnt tires are in the Atlantic ocean.
Picard: GEORDI!! I told you to stay away from the klingon ganja.
Geordi: Smash potatoes...

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2009, 07:33:00 AM »

Geordi: " No data I am not a zombie, I'm blind."
Data: " I am over here, to your left,why are you talking to the wall?"

"If we hole up I want to be somewhere familiar, I want to know where the exits are, and I want to be allowed to smoke."
    - Ed, Shaun of the Dead (2004)
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The clown banned in 51 states!

« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2009, 03:57:29 AM »

"Now that I've gotten rid of my air filter-looking visor people won't stare at me so much. Hey, what are you looking at?"
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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2009, 09:20:04 PM »

"My most enduring role - Data's best friend. Sigh. I was in Roots. Roots goddamnit!"
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« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2009, 09:17:41 PM »

still getting the hang of these new transplant eyes
Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2009, 11:12:15 AM »

"Heres some more books on visual impairment that you'll find 'out of sight' don't have to take my word for it..."

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2009, 10:19:56 PM »

b***h, please!
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