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« on: April 04, 2009, 10:26:40 AM »
Adam Sandler in ever film he's in
Tom Jane in the Mist just so he can put himself out of his misery. Man, I bet he regrets doing that  Wink
Audrey and Seymore, they originaly died so why couldn't they keep that ending !
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2009, 10:31:46 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2009, 11:03:51 AM »
The comedy relief guy in Anacondas - Hunt for the Blood Orchid.  It was a horrible movie, and then to make it even worse, the most annoying character appears to die, but lives.
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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2009, 11:08:14 AM »
Jar Jar Binks.
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2009, 12:04:29 PM »
The doctor hoping to bang the nurse in Scarecrow Slayer. YOU LET TONY TODD DIE!
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Nurse Simms in Nightmare on Elm Street 3, but alas, Freddy only kills kids Lookingup

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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2009, 12:40:19 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on April 04, 2009, 12:04:29 PM

Oh, and @ Circus:
http://www.moviedeaths.com/star_wars_episode_i_:_the_phantom_menace/jar_jar_binks/ You are not alone ;)


There's actually something one the 'net called "The Phantom Edit", which is Episode 1 with all the JJB parts edited out. I've not watched it, but they say it doesn't interfere with the storyline at all.
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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2009, 04:24:04 PM »
Th seemingly-expendable second teenage girl in Snakehead Terror. She did nothing but whin e the whole time and one of the presumably dead guys just happened to wash up on the island, injured, then die again.

The worst part is I think that guy's second death was originally meant to be the girl's death, but they decided to spare her. My reasoning for this is that he somehow reached an island while injured faster than a boat could.
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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2009, 06:56:14 PM »
Dracula.  The bunghole just keeps coming back no matter WHAT they do to him.
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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2009, 08:36:06 PM »
Quote from: ghouck on April 04, 2009, 12:40:19 PM
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on April 04, 2009, 12:04:29 PM

Oh, and @ Circus:
http://www.moviedeaths.com/star_wars_episode_i_:_the_phantom_menace/jar_jar_binks/ You are not alone ;)


There's actually something one the 'net called "The Phantom Edit", which is Episode 1 with all the JJB parts edited out. I've not watched it, but they say it doesn't interfere with the storyline at all.

I've seen a Phantom Edit once on Youtube and its great.  It actually makes TPM tolerable.  And by the way, ditto what Circus said.  I'll also add in Wicket The Ewok and the rest of his kin. 
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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2009, 09:25:54 PM »
Cera, the annoying little girl Triceratops in the LAND BEFORE TIME series.  There were times, when my kids were little, that I would have PAID the producers of that endless animated grown-up torturing franchise to have her eaten by a T-Rex!  Oh, excuse me, a "Sharp-Tooth"!!!
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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2009, 10:31:02 PM »
Ahhhhh yes...the Land Before time sequels, that took all my fond memories of the original as a child, and collectively p**sed all over them. 

A friend and I once fantasized our own sequel, where they're about to sing one of those damn songs, when suddenly a hole in time opens up and Rambo (2008 incarnation) runs in with that 50 caliber machine gun on the truck, and starts massacring everyone, like he did to those Burmese oppressors.  We called it "The Land Before Time: Dinosaur Barbecue."

Anyway, back on subject.  I wish they'd just kill off Lex Luthor in the Superman movies, so that we can give our guy a fresh enemy to fight.

 
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« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2009, 04:52:36 AM »
Leo Getts in Die Hard or Lethal Weapon or whatever he was in - not a fan of either of those but I remember him making me really angry every time he opened his mouth.

Television-wise, Neelix in Star Trek: Voyager.

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« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2009, 10:36:10 AM »
Quote from: Wag on April 05, 2009, 04:52:36 AM
Leo Getts in Die Hard or Lethal Weapon or whatever he was in - not a fan of either of those but I remember him making me really angry every time he opened his mouth.
That would be Lethal Weapon 2+. I honestly thought that annoying as he was, it did really keep you thinking whether he would live as annoying comic relief, or end up slaughtered in the back of a trunk as annoying comic relief. Actually I thought the characters put LW2 ahead of the original.
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« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2009, 04:34:22 AM »
The entire cast of Dungeons and Dragons

And Jar-Jar Binks, of course
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« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2009, 11:41:35 AM »
I'll add in Ron Weasley in Harry Potter. 

Also, Casper Van Dien's character in Modern Vampires and especially his girlfriend in the movie.  I'm tired of vampires, minus Blade, being the good guys in general.  It would be nice to see all the Twilight characters killed off in a mass vampire holocaust.

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