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« on: April 10, 2009, 01:00:31 AM »

So I'm sitting here watching the newer version of Funny Games and watching these people being tortured and murdered and I'm wondering what their last words will be.
Unfortunately, they really don't give any. (except for the wife)

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But it got me thinking...

What if you were in a situation where you have been subjected to sadistic torture and you know that the people doing it to you are going to kill you?
There's no talking your way out of it. 
There is no bargaining.
There is no escape.
These people are going to put a gruesome end to your time here on earth.

What do you say to them before they kill you?

Do you pray like the woman in Funny Games did?
Do you curse your captors?
Or do you say nothing...?





(By the way, the movie sucked   Thumbdown)
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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2009, 02:19:45 AM »

My last words?
"F^ck you! a***ole! I'm going to come back and haunt and KILL YOU! AND YOUR FAMILY! I WILL F&CK YOUR MOTHER'S CORPSE!"

Or something along that nature.

And I would too! Come back from the grave,that is. I'm sure of it.  Smile

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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2009, 04:30:39 AM »

Muddy Grimmes: You got any last words before I kill you?
Butt-head: I have a couple. Butt cheeks.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. And, uh, and boobs. I just wanna say that again. Boobs.
Muddy Grimmes: I'm gonna blow you both to hell, that's what I'm gonna do!
Butt-head: Cool.

When I read your post, I immediately thought of Beavis and Butt-head do America. Lookingup

UPDATE: horrible grammar fixed.
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« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2009, 04:55:06 AM »

I would reveal that I feel at best indifferent to most of the people in my life, at worst my feelings would get me barred from this forum if I were to type them, and that only a handful (maybe six or seven) actually mean something to me and are important to me.

Unless all of the people in my life were there though at the final moment, then that would be rather pointless and self-indulgent. Still, if you cant be pointless and self-indulgent on the brink of death, when can you be?
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« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2009, 05:07:14 AM »

I would reveal that I feel at best indifferent to most of the people in my life,

Waq, what I've quoted above is all you would've gotten out before they killed you. 
(shot you through the side of the head and left you there)

Surely you can come up with something better.

Someone's got a gun to your f***ing head and you know they're gonna kill you! 
What will your last words be?
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« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2009, 05:29:26 AM »

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« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2009, 05:30:31 AM »


Surely you can come up with something better.

Someone's got a gun to your f***ing head and you know they're gonna kill you! 
What will your last words be?

I figured they'd have given me the chance to say my last words so would have let me ramble - maybe they'd even record it for others to hear.

If I have literally three or four seconds to say something, then I dunno, cos I always think of the best things to say after the event, of course by which time it really would be too late. Maybe I need to give it some thought so I am not caught unprepared?

Or, I'd say my favourite line of Star Trek dialogue: -

"get that cheese to sickbay."
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« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2009, 08:55:54 AM »

I would just laugh at them, and keep laughing until I was silenced.

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« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2009, 09:45:02 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2009, 09:50:40 AM »

What about the child and the fish?
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« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2009, 10:13:55 AM »

My last words would be:

"No!  No!  Please don't kill me!  Please!  (*sob*) (*sob*) . . . "
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« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2009, 10:17:25 AM »

You may take my freedom, you may take my life...but you'll never take my Elvira DVDs !!!!
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« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2009, 10:18:16 AM »

You may take my freedom, you may take my life...but you'll never take my Elvira DVDs !!!!

Yeah they will, 'cause you'll be dead.  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2009, 10:47:54 AM »

You may take my freedom, you may take my life...but you'll never take my Elvira DVDs !!!!

Yeah they will, 'cause you'll be dead.  BounceGiggle

I would've have hidden' 'em !!!
Y'know, before they brutally murdered me !
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« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2009, 12:56:59 PM »

Last word: Tubalcain. . .
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