Bad Movie Logo
"A website to the detriment of good film"
Custom Search
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
October 25, 2016, 05:32:33 AM
571126 Posts in 43849 Topics by 5734 Members
Latest Member: redjac1888 Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Off Topic Discussion  |  Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered) « previous next »
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4
Author Topic: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)  (Read 5453 times)
Doc Daneeka
The Game is Finished?
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 166
Posts: 1848

It's neVer over!

« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2009, 01:13:36 PM »

Tell my brother the cop... my half of the gold is buried at-- *Pretend to die early*
For the latest on the fifth installment in Don Coscarelli's Phantasm saga.
Opinionated Blowhard Par Excellence
B-Movie Site Webmaster
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 192
Posts: 1245

Hypnotic, ain't it?

« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2009, 04:16:08 PM »

"So it goes."

Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 794
Posts: 8979

« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2009, 04:46:51 PM »

"Im not Rappaport!"

haha  I don'teven know what that is

Nutter Magnet
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 457
Posts: 6318

« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2009, 06:21:24 PM »

"What a lovely world, shame about some of the people in it!"

There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
Rev. Powell
Global Moderator
B-Movie Kraken

Karma: 2069
Posts: 16893

Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies

« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2009, 08:03:37 PM »

"Either these tortures go, or I do!"

"...this time Toxie and his blind platinum-blonde girlfriend with enormous garbonzas have to fight a bunch of terrorists called the Warner Brothers who machine-gun video stores who refuse to accept the new 'top 20 titles only' policy of the evil Apocalypse Inc. 'But we want VARIETY,' the residents of Tromaville, New Jersey, whine. And then the Warner Brothers blow their heads off."-Joe Bob on THE TOXIC AVENGER III: THE LAST TEMPTATION OF TOXIE
B-Movie Kraken

Karma: 1129
Posts: 10304

« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2009, 07:28:31 AM »

If someone's going to kill me, I'm not going to say anythign to him.  The guy's obviously a dickhead.

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 464
Posts: 2689

« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2009, 12:49:04 AM »

"Dude, look, I suffered through thirteen years of Catholic school and a boyfriend from Texas. You really think this scares me? And by the way, your mother dresses you like a girl."
« Last Edit: April 12, 2009, 12:53:58 AM by ER » Logged

In the past, the future.
Bad Movie Lover

Karma: 134
Posts: 926

« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2009, 08:00:02 AM »

"With my last breath, I curse you, and every member of your family, from generation to generation. You will suffer, as you made others suffer, along with your children, and your children's children!" (Makes the sign of the pentegram) "Nemo me impune lassceit....." (gunshot) "............"

"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin
Bad Movie Lover

Karma: 68
Posts: 398

"I'm a big boy now, Johnny."

« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2009, 07:58:31 AM »


However, as Jack is probably right in describing such people as socially not acceptable, they would maybe not appreciate a homage to a classic movie. Something more direct and, yes, offensive would have to do.


......"Now toddle off and fly your flying machine."
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 240
Posts: 3457

« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2009, 09:28:17 AM »

I'm generally not the talking type so I can't imagine I'd say anything profound.  Profane maybe, but certainly not eloquent or particularly memorable.

I must say however as last words go, I'm pretty fond of Australian folk hero Ned Kelly's last words before he was strung up and hung for being a good for nothing Bushranger:

His last words were 'Such Is Life'.


------------The password will be: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 189
Posts: 1733


« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2009, 06:20:49 PM »

He sent you, huh?  I should have know he'd to too chicken s#&t to come here and do the job himself!

At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

In 1991, when The People's Court ratings started to slip, Judge Wapner reinstated the death penalty-Late Show Fun Fact
Bad Movie Lover

Karma: 10
Posts: 185

« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2009, 06:23:10 PM »

Huh... I thought you'd be taller...
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 464
Posts: 2689

« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2009, 06:53:49 PM »

"...and tomorrow I'll tell you how THAT story ends..."

In the past, the future.
South African Film Activist & Troublemaker at
B-Movie Kraken

Karma: 1137
Posts: 13442

« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2009, 01:36:09 AM »

I'd use Chuck Norris' great line from The Hitman (1991):

"I'm not afraid to die. Are you?"

The rest of that scene is also quite funny.

Iranian thug: [after being asked that question] "No. Allah protects us."
Chuck Norris: [grins] "Then this shouldn't hurt." [slams thug's head into the table]



Tom Servo: [coughs] “You know, halfway through the dinner, my fillet got up and beat the hell out of my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself.”
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 202
Posts: 3792

« Reply #29 on: May 02, 2009, 12:58:17 PM »

You mean after I stop screaming, because I'm sensitive to pain. "Get that leaf off of my toe!"

Oh, probably something like: "Ah, s@@@!" or "F### you!" or something similiar. But, that didn't sound right, so . . .

I took a look at some of my favorite fictional characters from TV and films and saw what they had to say, but . . .

1 was unexpected.
1 was expected, but too quick.
1 was unseen.
1 was underwater, so we never heard what he said.
1 was paralyzed by a bite to his nether regions, so he couldn't speak
1 was in so much pain, he was gasping, so he couldn't speak
And somehow: "They unhooked your lifeline!" doesn't cut it, so . . .

I took at some of the best (IMHO) words ever written by fiction writers on the subject of death.

"No man can die twice--and no man can avoid dying once."

"Dying isn't something to be afraid of. The world and our experiences in it are not so precious, that we should be afraid to die."

All in all, as the barbarian said: "It's a good day to die!"

"Fight well." He said to him, and from the tone, he understood the further implications: "Die well."

"Next time, listen to old soldiers' stories." she said, victoriously. "Never give up. Never give up, till you're dead. Never give up and die. Don't go peacefully. Make 'em come and get ya!"

"I'm done being scared," he said.

Or, if that is too fictional for you then seek out "Dictionary of Last Words" by Edward S, LeGoen or "Famous Last Words" by Barnaby Conrad, but as those are most likely o.p. and hard to find, you might see "Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable," which has a shorter list of such.

Some are humourous. Some are pensive. And some are thoughtful, but they are all from people who had everything they ever wanted in the past and could have everything they wanted in the future, but were willing to trade all for a chance at a better life in the hereafter.
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Off Topic Discussion  |  Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered) « previous next »
    Jump to:  

    RSS Feed Subscribe Subscribe by RSS
    Email Subscribe Subscribe by Email

    Popular Articles
    How To Find A Bad Movie

    The Champions of Justice

    Plan 9 from Outer Space

    Manos, The Hands of Fate

    Podcast: Todd the Convenience Store Clerk

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    Dragonball: The Magic Begins

    Cool As Ice

    The Educational Archives: Driver's Ed

    Godzilla vs. Monster Zero

    Do you have a zombie plan?

    ImageThe Giant Claw - Slime drop

    Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.

    Lesson Learned:
    • Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.

    Subscribe to and get updates by email:

    HOME B-Movie Reviews Reader Reviews Forum Interviews TV Shows Advertising Information Sideshows Links Contact is owned and operated by Andrew Borntreger. All original content is © 1998 - 2014 by its respective author(s). Image, video, and audio files are used in accordance with the Fair Use Law, and are property of the film copyright holders. You may freely link to any page (.html or .php) on this website, but reproduction in any other form must be authorized by the copyright holder.