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Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
B-Movie Kraken

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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #45 on: March 24, 2010, 10:51:56 PM »

"I forgive you.  But will God?"

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
I am APOCALYPSE, mutant! And.. um.. well hello there!
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Howdy sugah!

« Reply #46 on: March 24, 2010, 11:25:02 PM »

(to killer): I leave you.. with something.. to remember me by..
(pees on killer)

Photobucket sucks.  Pass it on.
« Reply #47 on: March 25, 2010, 03:39:38 AM »

"huh, wonder how this happened"
« Reply #48 on: March 25, 2010, 07:23:52 AM »

But it got me thinking...

What if you were in a situation where you have been subjected to sadistic torture and you know that the people doing it to you are going to kill you?

My last words would be so profound and graphic that I'll be baned from the internet... So its best that I dont say...  Wink
Mostly Harmless. Mostly.
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I want to be Ripley when I grow up.

« Reply #49 on: March 25, 2010, 09:13:09 AM »

I have always thought that If I see it coming, regardless of circumstances, chances are I will be very unoriginal and simply channel HellBoy:

"Oh crap"

"May I offer you a Peek Frean?" - Walter Bishop
"Thank you for appreciating my descent into deviant behavior, Mr. Reese." - Harold Finch
« Reply #50 on: April 04, 2010, 08:33:27 PM »

I'd probably yell somthing like " SUCK MY C**CK "  Lookingup
Psycho Circus
B-Movie Kraken

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Shake The Faith

« Reply #51 on: April 05, 2010, 05:36:20 AM »

I shall forever haunt your urethra.

Bad Movie Lover

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Move over, let Jimi take over.

« Reply #52 on: April 05, 2010, 07:16:53 PM »

I'd tell him a scary story so he has nightmares for the rest of his life.


« Reply #53 on: April 07, 2010, 07:57:01 AM »

I CURSE YOU!!!! You will see this face everyday until the day you die!!! *while pointing at my face*
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« Reply #54 on: April 08, 2010, 08:17:07 AM »

I would probably say something like "Tell my wife.. That dinner's in the fridge, heat it to 30° for 10 minutes".
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