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Bad Movie Lover

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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.

« on: April 12, 2009, 11:50:07 PM »

I dunno. Should I laugh at this? Is there anything to even laugh at, or is it all in my head? :P

Things could be worse; you could be twins.
Bad Movie Lover

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The clown banned in 51 states!

« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2009, 03:48:49 AM »

"I'm sorry, Mr. President. The locals here don't know how to shake hands."
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B-Movie Kraken

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« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2009, 07:07:35 AM »

"You see, I can get away with stuff Clinton never could. Watch as I openly fondle this feminist's boob."

"I salute you, sir!"

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

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Posts: 15484

Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2009, 11:30:13 AM »

General To Woman:  "Psssst, hold out your right hand..."

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Joe the Destroyer
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2009, 07:36:24 PM »

Honda's newest line of robots
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B-Movie Kraken

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« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2009, 09:54:39 PM »

General: "Put it there, Mr. President. Psych!"

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Dedicated Viewer

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« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2009, 09:49:17 AM »

" Sorry Mr. President but when anyone steps towards me like that I immediately go into my karate defense stance."

"If we hole up I want to be somewhere familiar, I want to know where the exits are, and I want to be allowed to smoke."
    - Ed, Shaun of the Dead (2004)
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2009, 08:59:04 PM »

That's NOT my wife,sir. It's Pat!
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Afro-Mullets RULE!

« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2009, 10:47:39 AM »

Obama: "HONK, HONK!"

Woman: "Me itch down here!"

General Ray:"I think they've spread to my eyebrows!"
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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