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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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« on: April 12, 2009, 11:52:03 PM »

Quark: Kiss it!
Odo: Quark, if I wouldn't kiss your reproductive organs, what makes you thing I'm going to kiss that?

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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The clown banned in 51 states!

« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2009, 03:47:32 AM »

"Yes, very impressive staff, Quark. Now, you have the right to remain silent..."
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« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2009, 09:56:29 PM »

Quark's ventriloquism fails to impress.

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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2009, 09:44:15 AM »

" I don't care if you have an army of those sticks with helmets on them, they just won't help us against the Klingons!!!!"

"If we hole up I want to be somewhere familiar, I want to know where the exits are, and I want to be allowed to smoke."
    - Ed, Shaun of the Dead (2004)
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« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2009, 09:19:55 PM »

Say hello to my little friend
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« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2009, 10:03:18 AM »

Ferengi...on a stick!

At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...
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