Puked Lately?

[RCMerchant]

last night. I will never eat cold ham and shrimp pizza ever again....

Off topic for a moment-Wortcov: What the hell is that creepy looking thing in your avatar picture?! Looks like a...a grasshopper man or something...! 

[Ash]

Off topic for a moment-Wortcov: What the hell is that creepy looking thing in your avatar picture?! Looks like a...a grasshopper man or something...! 

I think it's the alien from the movie Xtro.

[Cthulhu]

I just puked..it mostly came from my nose...
I have no idea why.
Well, maybe I ate something...
UPDATE:Damn, it smells...

[AndyC]

OK, on the weekend, I didn't puke, but sure felt like it was a possibility.

It started when my in-laws arrived just before the Easter weekend. Among the stuff they brought was a frozen, unbaked apple pie from a grocery store. I had dessert pretty well covered, so we didn't use it. Somebody put it in the crisper of the refrigerator, rather than in the freezer. Cut to last weekend. I notice the pie and figure I'd better bake it before it goes bad. I do, and let it cool in the fridge overnight.

Here's where the fun begins. Rowan and I are looking for a snack the following day, so I cut a couple of pieces of pie. While she's fiddling with her fork, I take a big bite of mine and notice it tastes funny, kind of musty. Actually, it tastes very musty, almost like dirt. I lift up the top crust of the pie and find a solid layer of mould. I'm talking thick, fuzzy, bluish-grey fungus. Thankfully it was at least baked, so I assume it was dead, but no telling what toxins it might have had in it. I quietly scooped up Rowan's piece before she ate any, explaining that it was no good (I had to promise her we'd bake another pie the following day), and tossed it all in the garbage.

So, for the next hour or two, I walked around with a semi-queasy feeling, surprisingly not too bad. My stomach started to ache for a bit. I don't know if that was real or psychological. For the first couple of minutes, though, I was sure vomiting was a serious possibility, if not an appropriate course of action. I suppressed it, figuring a little mould (actually a lot) wouldn't hurt me, and even more concerned about tasting it again coming up.

Grossest thing to happen to me in a long time, by far.

[Javakoala]

Last time  I puked was a few months back.  My favorite bartender of all time made me a Long Island Iced Tea.  Fantastic.  It tasted so good that I asked for another.  By the time I finished the second, I was feeling pretty good and figured I could handle another.  I sat there for a while after the third, and figured I was already on the way to being drunk so, what the hell? I think somewhere in the middle of the fourth Iced Tea, I became possessed or stupid or both. I asked for a fifth. My lovely bartender looked at me and said, "Are you sure?" "Why not? It isn't like I'm driving, right?"

I've drank a fifth of Jack Daniels once and thought I could NEVER feel that messed up again. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!

I made it home and was still feeling pretty upbeat. I sat down at the computer and started chatting with a friend. Suddenly the sides of the room switched places and took my stomach along for the ride. Then the room started rolling like the house in "Twister".

I remember thinking, "I don't remember eating THIS much throughout the entire DAY!" Then I woke up a couple of times because some jackass was moaning and crying. Funny how he stopped when I woke up.

Woke up at 7 the next morning, hungry as hell and rode my bike to the far side of town to eat a HUGE breakfast at McD's and see my beautiful love of life.

I'm doing good to down two beers in an evening after that. Puking makes me sick.

[Wortcov]

Wortcov: What the hell is that creepy looking thing in your avatar picture?!

I don't know, found it from one of the avatars you could chose from the forum 
anyway...got a quite nasty stomach bug between the 15 and 17th, but the weird thing is that I was feeling better then ever on the 16th, but woke up 2 in the morning the 17th and was sick like a dog.

[wickednick]

I very rarely puke. I just can't bring my self to do it, its so unpleasent. I usually don't get sick and probably went for a good 5 years with out puking until the last few years when I moved out of my parents house. My mothers a clean freak and living in a close quarters much less unsanitary enviroment got me really sick. Luckly this year I managed to avoid the flew or food poisoning.

[Psycho Circus]

Last month when I was really ill. I had a very bad bug, so for a change it wasn't brought on by obscene leves of drinking.  I hate actually puking, but it kinda feels good when it's over. Like you have survived something horrific, with just a bit of a sore throat to show for it. 

[AndyC]

Last month when I was really ill. I had a very bad bug, so for a change it wasn't brought on by obscene leves of drinking.  I hate actually puking, but it kinda feels good when it's over. Like you have survived something horrific, with just a bit of a sore throat to show for it. 

There is a definite sense of relief afterward, especially if you have a bad stomach ache and nausea for a couple of hours beforehand. Funny, I always try to keep it down as long as I can to avoid that minute or so of pain and discomfort, but when it's over, I'm very glad.