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« on: April 13, 2009, 03:15:09 PM »

"And then, the throttle of the jet ski on my right hand and my left arm surrounding Famke Janssen, we raced down the flooded corridor, while the multi-tentacular monster, a sight so terrifying that would have driven any other man insane, screamed in a thousand agonies..."

Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.
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« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2009, 10:00:00 PM »

"Yes, this is very amusing. Now let me be absolutely clear. My name is Treat. Not Snack, Sweet, Nosh, Dog Biscuit or Goody, and certainly not Candy Apple."
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2009, 10:41:27 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2009, 09:34:54 AM »

" Nothing is as ferocious in nature as the blood sucking monkey bat whose fangs can  be seen dripping with blood as shown on the diagram I drew on the board, any questions? and yes this will be on the test "

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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2009, 02:52:38 AM »

The Scifi Channel hits a new low with their made for cable premiere of Treat Williams in Attack of the Whiteboard Demon.
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« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2009, 04:05:08 PM »

"According to this DNA report, I am the long lost Baldwin brother."


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« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2009, 05:46:09 PM »

(Sigh) "Awright, who dug up my IMDB bio and put Bill Pullman's face on it..."

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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2009, 07:16:24 PM »

Remember everyone, this is a very important class that you must take serious, so pay no attention to the bad coloring in the background.


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« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2009, 10:14:57 PM »

This concludes tonight's dramatic reading of Dead Heat...


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