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« on: April 16, 2009, 08:56:31 PM »

Tommy the anteater likes wine!

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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2009, 06:56:36 AM »

The aardvark just couldn't accept that his cousins actualy came from " Aunt holes " so he started on a drinking binge.

"If we hole up I want to be somewhere familiar, I want to know where the exits are, and I want to be allowed to smoke."
    - Ed, Shaun of the Dead (2004)
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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2009, 09:27:38 AM »

"Now that we all have refreshments, can we get this video conference started?"

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The clown banned in 51 states!

« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2009, 02:46:34 AM »

"Oh, I can't watch him when he drinks. He's gonna make a pass at my mom again..."
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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2009, 04:44:58 PM »

According to friends Tommy's alcohol problem started after viewing Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2009, 09:28:22 PM »

Has PETA been notified about this?
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2009, 09:22:57 PM »

Tommy's ant lure worked nicely and gave him a nice buzz.

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« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2009, 08:24:39 AM »

"That meshuggeh ant is driving me to drink. And he talks like Dean Martin. Oy vey."

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