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ChuckSplatt
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« on: April 18, 2009, 12:57:17 PM »

PULL OVER your bike NOW! 

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« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2009, 10:39:06 PM »

Pull over, I need a lapdance right away.
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« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2009, 06:07:32 AM »


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Sleazy Rider.
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« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2009, 01:52:49 AM »

It seemed that everywhere Officer Poncharello went , he could find someone with a crack problem.
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« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2009, 09:07:41 PM »

Crack kills!------ but I like hers!
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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2009, 09:34:42 AM »

"What seems to be the trouble, officer?"
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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2009, 12:12:33 PM »

A ticket for hauling loose cargo without a proper cover? She ain't gonna like this one bit, officer.
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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2009, 02:36:44 AM »

"Does this bug you? Does this bug you? I'm not touching you..."
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2009, 02:38:23 AM »

"Oh, Manos, god of primal darkness, the Hands of Fate have doomed this man. Now give me your wife!"
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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2009, 07:14:27 AM »

After a rather lengthy inspection, the officer found that the taillight was working porperly.
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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2009, 07:46:40 AM »

The cop just wanted a better look.
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« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2009, 07:59:10 AM »

Watch out for skid marks..
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