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« on: April 18, 2009, 01:24:07 PM »



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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2009, 01:44:08 PM »

Captain's log Stardate: 64542.5

"Me and the homies were out bustin' some caps..."
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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2009, 10:22:00 PM »

We're gonna go Kirk-school on those Cardassians and then kick back with Romulan Ale..
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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2009, 10:29:45 PM »

"pass the dutchie on the left hand side"
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« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2009, 06:11:16 AM »


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Captain, we are now ready to beam down to Peru.
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« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2009, 01:43:18 AM »

Wharf: " Can I go with you homehumans?"
Picard: (" Numer uno, who told that Wharf dude we were going snow boarding on Delta Vega? ")
Riker: " I told you it's homeboys not homehumans, Wharf!!! "
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« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2009, 09:10:20 PM »

Enterprise crew visits the Gay planet!!
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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2009, 09:33:06 AM »

Picard: "Hi, I'm Jean-Luc Picard, and this is my first officer, Will."

Riker: "How's it goin', eh?"
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That's unlikely.


« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2009, 06:26:18 PM »

Picard: "Q! I thought you said it was going to snow!"
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« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2009, 07:44:32 PM »

"I'm sorry Number One but even if your mother was good enough to knit us all these hats, they are not part of the Starfleet regulation uniform!"
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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2009, 02:26:29 AM »

"So, Number 1, when will we be getting the heat back on in here?"
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« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2009, 05:00:16 AM »






"Ermmm, Number 1, I think those guys from Teso Dos Bichos want their caps back."

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« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2009, 09:30:44 PM »

"Captain's log, Stardate 3472398.1. A theta radiation surge has caused the entire crew's hair to fall out. With the replicators off-line, Commander Data has produced an adequate cover-up using an age-old technique. For the sake of morale, Counsellor Troi is insisting I wear one of the damned things in spite of my strenuous protests that I don't need one."
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