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Question: Circus Circus has been gone for over a week now. What's your best guess as to why?
Jail - 1 (5%)
Woke up hung over and lost - 1 (5%)
Woke up hung over and MARRIED - 2 (10%)
Woke up hung over and superglued to something stationary - 4 (20%)
Got injured doing something heroic - 0 (0%)
Got injured doing something stupid - 1 (5%)
Went on a world tour as a one-man-band - 0 (0%)
Got 'Drafted' by a death-metal band - 0 (0%)
Joined the Peace Corps - 0 (0%)
Is excuting a plot to take over a small country - 2 (10%)
Went on vacation - 0 (0%)
Got lucky at the bar a few nights ago and is still "tied up" at the moment (litterally) - 4 (20%)
Got amnesia - 0 (0%)
Is faking amnesia in order to get free food at the hospital - 1 (5%)
Abducted by aliens - 2 (10%)
Went on a drive-by and caught one in the bo-bo - 0 (0%)
Other - 2 (10%)
Total Voters: 18

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« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2009, 10:02:24 AM »

Didn't he mention he got together with some woman recently?  They can be pretty time consuming.  Make you forget about the important things in life, like chatting on the internet about awful movies, and video games!

So he's cheating on us with another board AND a woman? Sounds like we need to domestic violence him up a bit.
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« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2009, 10:11:33 AM »

HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU! RUN!!!!!
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« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2009, 10:52:01 AM »

Didn't he mention he got together with some woman recently?  They can be pretty time consuming.  Make you forget about the important things in life, like chatting on the internet about awful movies, and video games!

Yeah, so I was strongly leaning toward "woke up married" but ultimately decided on "woke up superglued to an inanimate object".

"Jail" was also a strong contender. I envisioned an epic week-long bender, possibly including one or more marriages.

It was tough making that decision.

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« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2009, 11:01:03 AM »

I actually thought of splitting it up between "Woke up married (Woman)" and "Woke up Married (Transvestite)", but didn't want to alienate him.
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« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2009, 06:57:41 PM »

This isn't like Mario is Missing, is it?  Circus, please don't make me jump my way through a mock platformer, answering cultural questions hither and yon.
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« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2009, 07:46:33 PM »

Maybe he was never real in the first place...
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« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2009, 08:19:19 PM »

But, , Circus was the only person we know that had access to drugs good enough to cause such an elaborate hallucination. It's a logical paradox. . .
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« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2009, 08:26:41 PM »

But, , Circus was the only person we know that had access to drugs good enough to cause such an elaborate hallucination. It's a logical paradox. . .

Man, you're right... Wink
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« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2009, 08:28:55 PM »

Could he in fact have discovered a way to travel back and forth in time between the Eighties and the present?
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« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2009, 10:11:14 PM »

Could he in fact have discovered a way to travel back and forth in time between the Eighties and the present?

I sure hope not, else there very well may be a bunch of little clownlings running around that are old enough to drive a car or even buy booze. Quick, someone go look through back-issues of the tabloid magazines for evidence.
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« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2009, 10:47:05 PM »

Could he in fact have discovered a way to travel back and forth in time between the Eighties and the present?

Must . . . find . . . that . . . portal!!!!
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« Reply #26 on: April 22, 2009, 10:56:37 PM »

Could he in fact have discovered a way to travel back and forth in time between the Eighties and the present?


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« Reply #27 on: April 23, 2009, 06:25:23 AM »

Could he in fact have discovered a way to travel back and forth in time between the Eighties and the present?


A bullet to the head is just as good...apparently.  Wink

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« Reply #28 on: April 23, 2009, 09:20:56 AM »

Could he in fact have discovered a way to travel back and forth in time between the Eighties and the present?

Maybe he wandered into an old police box and disappeared. That has been known to happen in Britain. He'll travel around for a bit, fight some Daleks, then settle down in the 80s as a roadie for Iron Maiden and forget all about us.

I suppose that counts as abducted by aliens.
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« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2009, 11:08:26 AM »

Jail
 Woke up hung over and lost
 Woke up hung over and MARRIED
 Woke up hung over and superglued to something stationary
 Got injured doing something heroic
 Got injured doing something stupid
 Went on a world tour as a one-man-band
 Got 'Drafted' by a death-metal band
 Joined the Peace Corps
 Is excuting a plot to take over a small country
 Went on vacation
 Got lucky at the bar a few nights ago and is still "tied up" at the moment (litterally)
 Got amnesia
 Is faking amnesia in order to get free food at the hospital
 Abducted by aliens
 Went on a drive-by and caught one in the bo-bo
 Other


You just described my first trip to Vegas
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