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« on: April 24, 2009, 06:27:58 PM »




"THEY ARE CRUNCHY GOOD, with plenty of protein for your workouts."
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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2009, 07:03:03 PM »

I could never eat those--I'm allergic to red curry.
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2009, 07:14:18 PM »

50% more taste than regular sized waterbugs!
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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2009, 07:56:07 PM »

Try our "Cricket Size" for dieters!
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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2009, 12:03:31 PM »

My only concern here is, do they can them alive? And why hasn't PETA dressed someone up in a waterbug outfit and had them fling...uh...fling...what ARE waterbugs full of?
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2009, 01:24:29 PM »

My only concern here is, do they can them alive? And why hasn't PETA dressed someone up in a waterbug outfit and had them fling...uh...fling...what ARE waterbugs full of?

PETA has started a campaign to call them "antennae kittens" so people will think their too cute to eat.
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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2009, 07:56:53 PM »

Serve with larvae for extra flavor!

OR

Free prize inside can!
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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2009, 08:57:44 PM »

My only concern here is, do they can them alive? And why hasn't PETA dressed someone up in a waterbug outfit and had them fling...uh...fling...what ARE waterbugs full of?

PETA has started a campaign to call them "antennae kittens" so people will think their too cute to eat.

I happen to own a few antennae kittens, and these, sir, look nothing like antennae kittens. Okay, just a little, but not exactly.
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« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2009, 11:34:50 AM »



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« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2009, 11:41:35 AM »

Eat them before they eat you!
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« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2009, 08:01:33 PM »

Find  one of the golden tickets and win a lifetime supply of bugs!
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« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2009, 08:50:54 PM »

Well, it beats potted meat.
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« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2009, 02:32:28 PM »

The exlamation mark was invented for pictures like that.
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« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2009, 08:58:46 PM »

Well, it beats potted meat.
Or Spam for that matter...
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« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2009, 03:38:20 AM »

MMMMM...it's Spug!
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