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« on: April 28, 2009, 05:57:13 AM »

What could Abraham Lincoln be listening to on that boombox?


"Shootin' at the walls of heartache, bang, bang, I am the warrior."

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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2009, 07:48:28 AM »

"I hope Abe Lincoln will remember...a southern man don't need him 'round anyhow..."
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2009, 10:55:25 AM »

"Today I proclaim that I am emancipating my own sense of funk."
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"The best parts are watching Sly go through the full range of emotions: deadpan, deadpan with raised eyebrow, deadpan with quivering lip. There's also a great sequence where Sly drives his VW Beetle down the interstate for about 20 minutes, staring dramatically through the windshield.."-Joe Bob on A MAN CALLED RAMBO
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2009, 11:01:54 AM »

Where's my iPod?
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2009, 04:08:23 PM »

"I Like big BUTTS and I can not Lie, , You otha brotha's can't deny. . ."
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2009, 07:32:35 PM »

"Hey you're on the air with Political Chat, today's topic The Civil War...caller whats your gripe..."

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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2009, 07:45:45 PM »

"Hello?  Howard?  Long time listener, first time caller!"
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2009, 09:28:18 PM »

How did that ENTIRE BAND of guys get inside this box?



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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2009, 10:44:12 PM »

...I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die....
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« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2009, 05:14:47 AM »

A parting gift from Bill and Ted.
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