Richard Denning double feature

trekgeezer · April 29, 2009, 10:27:24 AM

"Hey, Van do you and Pat go for indoor sports?"

"Okay already Buster, Flash Gordon should've gotten an Oscar."

Rev. Powell · April 30, 2009, 10:17:31 AM

Quote from: Trekgeezer on April 29, 2009, 10:27:24 AM

If you agree to try out the new sport of kayak tennis, my wife will give you a can of Pringles.

Quote from: Trekgeezer on April 29, 2009, 10:27:24 AM

Stabbing me is one thing, but I'll be damned if I'm going to let you pull my head so the camera can't catch my good side!

Raffine · April 30, 2009, 02:46:19 PM

Bob Jones University Productions presents:
THE TEMPTATION OF GAY MARRIAGE - CAN YOU RESIST?

"Take that back! I wear MY pants higher than you do!"

AndyC · May 02, 2009, 05:16:28 AM

It wasn't so much the suggestion of wife swapping that made them uneasy as it was the choice of toys.

"You're always doing this to me, Phil! I get a belt and you just have to get a bigger one!"