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« on: May 01, 2009, 09:23:57 AM »

Looks kinda slimy coming out of the can.


http://gizmodo.com/photogallery/ohgodchickencan2/1008107328
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« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2009, 10:56:13 AM »

"Be sure to save the delicious broth".

Words to live by, really.
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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2009, 10:59:25 AM »

This is one of the reasons I'm not religious.

If there was a God, he would, and should, wipe us out for making chicken in a can !

Oh, hang on...

Swine flu... Wink

Maybe be he/she/it is already starting the beginning of the end !
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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2009, 12:24:58 PM »

I remember spending a late evening in high school walking around a local megamart and simply being amazed by the products they had on the shelves. The whole chicken in a can was one of them.

Also:
-Canned bacon.
-Pickled pigs feet.
-MSG (straight as a seasoning).
-Potted meat food product (featuring partially defatted beef fatty tissue).

It really was an entertaining trips into sections of the store I had previously just walked on by.
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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2009, 12:44:26 PM »

Pickled Pig's feet aren't bad. . .
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« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2009, 12:55:54 AM »

So...is this chicken already cooked? I mean, the back to the can says you can eat it cold from the can, but they tell  you to roast the little sucker.

And why does meat from a can always have to look like it was coated with that gunk from Spam or Treet.  Oooh, Spamburgers sound good right now!
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« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2009, 11:02:24 AM »


And why does meat from a can always have to look like it was coated with that gunk from Spam or Treet. 

Again: "Be sure to save the delicious broth".

I hear it stops Swine Flu dead in its tracks.
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« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2009, 01:31:01 PM »


And why does meat from a can always have to look like it was coated with that gunk from Spam or Treet. 

Again: "Be sure to save the delicious broth".

I hear it stops Swine Flu dead in its tracks.


Yeah, death will do that, I've heard.
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