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Nukie 2
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« on: May 01, 2009, 10:58:03 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2009, 07:24:49 PM »

Tonight on EXTREME MANICURIST: Evan meets a challenge even he's not sure he's up to!

"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH
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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2009, 11:05:42 PM »

Those are nasty looking hangnails.


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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2009, 12:39:54 AM »

Say your prayers, Simpson...because the schools can't force you like they should!

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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2009, 05:10:20 AM »

"So, how do you wipe your butt?"

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« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2009, 07:24:06 AM »

So you actually got the lobotomy from picking your nose?

I bent my wookie!
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« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2009, 12:13:26 PM »

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I've seen things you people couldn't imagine...

« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2009, 12:59:00 PM »

Hand puppets are a lot more violent these days...


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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2009, 02:06:52 AM »

"Okay, I have a game we can play. It's called 'How Much Blood Do I Have In My Body?' You go first..."
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