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« on: May 11, 2009, 09:09:53 AM »


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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2009, 11:48:03 AM »

No one was quite sure who invited Alec Guiness' ghost to the State of the Union address, but no one wanted to say anything.

"...this time Toxie and his blind platinum-blonde girlfriend with enormous garbonzas have to fight a bunch of terrorists called the Warner Brothers who machine-gun video stores who refuse to accept the new 'top 20 titles only' policy of the evil Apocalypse Inc. 'But we want VARIETY,' the residents of Tromaville, New Jersey, whine. And then the Warner Brothers blow their heads off."-Joe Bob on THE TOXIC AVENGER III: THE LAST TEMPTATION OF TOXIE
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2009, 06:45:50 PM »

President Obi Wan didn't need the power of veto...he used Jedi mind tricks on Congress.

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« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2009, 01:08:19 AM »

Oh, so that's who's in charge of the government. I knew he would be more powerful if he was struck down.
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