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« on: May 07, 2009, 01:10:45 AM »


Ernie: Bert?
Bert: Yeah, Ernie?
Ernie: I'm sorry I walked in on you like that before.  I had no idea you would be busy.  Next time I'll remember to knock.
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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2009, 01:24:33 AM »

"It feels weird sleeping in a separate bed, Bert."
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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2009, 07:09:45 AM »

Bert...I...I ....have to tell you the truth. There's another man. The Swedish Cheif.
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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2009, 08:37:35 AM »

Bert...I'm sorry please talk to me.  I didn't mean to eat cookies in your bed again.
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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2009, 10:45:30 AM »

I went to the doctor today Bert. The results aren't back yet, but based on the symptoms, , well, , it's just that, , you should probably get checked also. I mean, it could be nothing, , but . .
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« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2009, 11:06:55 AM »


Ernie: Bert?
Bert: Yeah, Ernie?
Ernie: I'm pregnant!
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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2009, 11:15:29 AM »



"Why do you close your eyes when we make love?!"

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« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2009, 05:15:03 PM »

Really Bert, it's OK, it happens, you've been under a lot of stress, you're tired, it happens to lots of guys and it doesn't matter, I'll always love you.
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« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2009, 09:14:09 PM »

'Lemme show you my bottle cap collection. C'mon it's VERY exciting.
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« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2009, 07:47:05 PM »

"Bert I forgot to tell you earlier...if you ever correct me in front of Big Bird again, I'll cut your throat while you sleep.   Pleasant dreams..."
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« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2009, 06:39:17 AM »




Being gay is okay, Burt. It's hard not to be gay when you go through life with some guy's hand up your butt.


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« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2009, 11:21:49 AM »

Burt, I'm sorry about the rubber duckie in your rectum.  I got a bit carried away. 
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« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2009, 01:19:42 AM »

"It's the 21st century, Bert. Can't we just have one king sized bed we can share now that we're married?"
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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2009, 06:04:25 PM »

"Burt, I don't know why I shouted out 'Kermit!' during climax, but it's nothing, really."
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« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2009, 08:48:47 AM »

I woke up , you weren't there I hate that.
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