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« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2009, 02:43:27 PM »

"Well Burt, when I can't sleep, I give Gordon a call. He's got the best ho's in the city."
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« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2009, 01:03:07 AM »


Ernie: Bert?
Bert: Yeah, Ernie?
Ernie: What's with all the yellow feathers in the bathroom?
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« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2010, 09:14:20 AM »

Ernie, I have to be honest with you.  I found some pictures on the computer.  Pictures of you and Grover....(sob) on a date.
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« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2010, 12:12:40 PM »

Ernie:  "Bert, I'm sorry but I just don't know why you have to do it 'pigeon style' with me all the time."
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« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2010, 12:47:59 PM »

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« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2010, 03:28:31 PM »

Night


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« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2010, 01:13:26 AM »

...but i must admit, I'm bi
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« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2010, 02:16:03 AM »

Look, i-i'm sorry that i made you watch Monster A-go  go and Disaster Movie today, but i thought it would be fun-
Bert secretly told Elmo to get his gun and shot Ernie 
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« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2010, 09:19:26 PM »

Bert's sleep number is a 90, Ernie's is a 5.  What's your Sleep Numberô?
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« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2010, 11:45:27 PM »




Ernie: Bert, I'm sorry about tonight.. but when I saw you bending over, well.. a bottle of clorophorm and 10 minutes later you made me the happiest man alive.
Bert (still in shock): Ernie.. please.. don't talk to me now.. ugh.. (shakes violently)
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« Reply #25 on: April 09, 2010, 11:06:01 PM »

Bert: Next time Ernie get the extra extra large size condoms.  Those large sized ones you got just don't cut it - I feel like my dick's going to get squeezed right off every time I put one of those on!
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« Reply #26 on: February 05, 2011, 12:42:16 PM »



Ernie: Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon?
Bert: But of course!
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« Reply #27 on: February 06, 2011, 12:41:45 PM »



Bert: No, Ernie, it's over. I told you, I'm not your puppet anymore, I'm noone's puppet!



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« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2011, 01:14:21 PM »




I followed you tonight Bert. You didn't go to your Mother's. You went out dancing with Statler and Waldorf....Tomorrow I'm calling a lawyer. And don't bother packing your Judy Garland records, I already gave them to Bob.



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« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2011, 10:36:19 PM »



Bert: Ernie?
Ernie: Yeah, Bert?
Bert: Where exactly do you plan on putting those two clawfoot tubs that UPS dropped off today?
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