Robert Rodriguez to direct a remake of Star Wars starring Tiffany Pollard to play the New Darth Vader.
In an interview with MTV news Rodriguez indicated "I'm going to really test the Star Wars fan's with a swift kick in the nuts. I'll be much worse then George Lucas."
Tiffany Pollard is a reality tv actress better known as "New York" from the off the wall "I love New York reality show."
Rodriguez then adds, "Tiffany is almost like a real live Jar Jar Binks. Her voice and actions mirrors the Gungan perfectly... And we all know how much the Star Wars fan doesn't like Jar Jar Binks." Rodriguez then adds this breaking news, "My friend Quentin Tarantino is going to play Han "F'n" Solo."