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I'm a Mac...

« on: May 15, 2009, 01:43:27 AM »

The mystery of who ordered 500 tons of catnip has been solved.

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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2009, 01:41:05 PM »

"urrgghhh...I really shouldn't have eaten that 'mouse'..."

"A whale's throat and blow hole are not connected, therefore escape is impossible.  "
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2009, 02:19:47 PM »

Some cats cannot handle web surfin' ALL NIGHT.
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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2009, 10:53:40 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2009, 11:36:11 PM »

"Kitten searching older 'Toonces' like cat for good time..."


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Nukie 2
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I did it all for the...

« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2009, 09:11:21 PM »

"How do I type 'Meow'?"

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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2009, 09:12:36 PM »

Really vulgar pun wanting to be typed . . . . MUST . . . . RESIST!!!!!!! Hatred

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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Afro-Mullets RULE!

« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2009, 11:34:44 PM »

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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2009, 09:20:59 PM »

How cats deal with computer porn jealousy. 

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