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« Reply #45 on: July 31, 2009, 10:10:06 PM »
"This is the place where my incestors... er...I mean ancestors are buried."   
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« Reply #46 on: August 01, 2009, 09:06:38 AM »
Grissom (to murderer who refered to the victim as retarded): The definition of the word 'retard' is to hinder or hold back. I'm afraid your life is about to become 'retarded.'

From CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
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« Reply #47 on: August 05, 2009, 01:22:30 PM »
"We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."
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« Reply #48 on: August 05, 2009, 10:36:29 PM »
"I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!!"
-Beavis and Butthead
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

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« Reply #49 on: August 05, 2009, 11:02:27 PM »
"Right, so let's check into zoos, animal shows, circuses, anywhere an Eastern European with bad teeth could have access to an ape."

Horatio Caine, CSI Miami
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« Reply #50 on: August 06, 2009, 12:21:04 PM »
"I don't need pants to be foolish!"
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« Reply #51 on: August 07, 2009, 04:39:31 AM »
Sound is out of sync.


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« Reply #52 on: September 07, 2009, 01:53:42 PM »
"Mickey Mouse has a gay DOG?"

-Jessica Tate, SOAP
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« Reply #53 on: September 07, 2009, 02:11:42 PM »
"I've seen her from the front, I've seen her from the back. I've seen her in a chair, I've seen her in a sack. I've seen her stand, I've seen her crouch. I've seen her on her stupid couch. I do not like her in the mall, I do not like her in the hall. I do not like her in my life, I do not like my big red wife."


-Al Bundy, Married With Children
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« Reply #54 on: September 07, 2009, 08:40:28 PM »
The Tick - "Aurthur! I've just made an amazing discovery; We're Jewish!"

Aurthur - "No, I'm Jewish. My sister is Jewish. Dinosaur Neil is Jewish. You're blueish."
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« Reply #55 on: September 07, 2009, 08:50:00 PM »
from the Simpsons:
Lisa:"one of you said nasty things about the other."
Lenny and Carol:" He Did?!" 'punches each other' TeddyR
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« Reply #56 on: September 08, 2009, 06:42:09 AM »
Quote from: AndyC on August 05, 2009, 11:02:27 PM
"Right, so let's check into zoos, animal shows, circuses, anywhere an Eastern European with bad teeth could have access to an ape."

Horatio Caine, CSI Miami


Is this before of after he puts his hands on his hips and looks off into the distance...and was it a putting on the sun glasses in a overly dramatic way or taking the sun glasses of in 'this is a important moment' kinda way....


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« Reply #57 on: September 08, 2009, 08:53:18 AM »
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« Reply #58 on: September 08, 2009, 02:16:48 PM »
Quote from: InformationGeek on August 01, 2009, 09:06:38 AM
Grissom (to murderer who refered to the victim as retarded): The definition of the word 'retard' is to hinder or hold back. I'm afraid your life is about to become 'retarded.'

From CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.


That might actually be the single worst piece of television writing I have ever heard of in my entire life.
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« Reply #59 on: September 08, 2009, 03:09:10 PM »
Quote from: WilliamWeird1313 on September 08, 2009, 02:16:48 PM
Quote from: InformationGeek on August 01, 2009, 09:06:38 AM
Grissom (to murderer who refered to the victim as retarded): The definition of the word 'retard' is to hinder or hold back. I'm afraid your life is about to become 'retarded.'

From CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.


That might actually be the single worst piece of television writing I have ever heard of in my entire life.


You've never seen 2 Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps then.
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