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« Reply #75 on: September 26, 2009, 09:42:12 AM »

Why you little!-Homer Simpson
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« Reply #76 on: September 26, 2009, 04:29:04 PM »

"There's just one more thing..."

-Columbo
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« Reply #77 on: September 27, 2009, 02:00:44 AM »

I'm not sure why I'm telling you this, except that it's 7 a.m., and I've been drinking! -Narrator from Shin Chan

(taking tapes away from Hima) No, no, Hima. Those are tapes that Mommy and Daddy made and we can't afford the therapy you'd need if you ever saw them. -Mitsy from Shin Chan

(prescribing eye drops for Shin) These are made especially for children, so they really sting. -Doctor from Shin Chan
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« Reply #78 on: September 27, 2009, 08:56:41 PM »

"Why does it say "Welcome to you are 'Doom!'"? What does that even mean, and why, for God's sake, is "Doom!" in quotes? Is this some sort of ironic doom? Is the wink implied?"

- Killface, Frisky Dingo
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« Reply #79 on: September 27, 2009, 10:54:58 PM »

Action Bastard I neeeeeed you!, Action Bastard I neeeeeed you! -Shin from Shin Chan

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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?


« Reply #80 on: September 28, 2009, 01:34:04 AM »

Get Smart
Sheik (referring to a stick of dynamite) - "This is a very noisy candle."
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"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #81 on: September 28, 2009, 09:23:17 PM »

"Whats all this? It like Darth Vadar's bathroom."

Michael Knight the first time in KITT 
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
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« Reply #82 on: September 29, 2009, 05:51:55 PM »

"If you would, please draw a bath for our lovely guest here. And have this place decorpsed."

- Killface, Frisky Dingo
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Let's all be Friends.


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« Reply #83 on: September 30, 2009, 10:06:08 AM »

From Azumanga Daioh:

Osaka: I keep sinking!
Tomo: That's called not being unable to swim.

Osaka: I've always wanted to trip on a banana peel and fall on my face!

Tomo: Mr. Kimura, why did you become a teacher?
Kimura: Because I like high school girls, that's why!
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Afro-Mullets RULE!


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« Reply #84 on: September 30, 2009, 10:26:17 PM »

"The dumpling is MINE!!"

-Squidbillies. . .

Or:

Pine cones go in here, party liqueurs come out here, and proceed to here (points towards mouth), fights begin, fingerprints are took, days are lost, bail is made, court dates ignored, cycle is repeated.

also Squidbillies.
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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« Reply #85 on: October 01, 2009, 08:17:05 PM »

Super Mario Brothers Super Show -
Mario: Koopas coming! Is everybody ready?
Luigi: Oh no Mario! You forgot your spaghetti!


Robot Chicken -
Freddy Krueger: Fedoras definitely don't go with sweaters honey.
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« Reply #86 on: October 01, 2009, 10:00:57 PM »

"Seinfeld, Four!" BounceGiggle
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The Human Blood keeps them alive, FOREVER

"Life is a hideous thing, and from the background behind what we know of it peer daemoniacal hints of truth which make it sometimes a thousandfold more hideous." - Lovecraft
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Afro-Mullets RULE!


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« Reply #87 on: October 02, 2009, 11:28:24 AM »

"I'm going to get a tattoo of a butt with a butt-shaped tattoo on it, and I'm going to get it on my butt!"

Beavis and Butthead.
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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« Reply #88 on: October 02, 2009, 06:04:17 PM »

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

- Arthur Carlson, WKRP in Cincinnati
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I've seen things you people couldn't imagine...


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« Reply #89 on: October 16, 2009, 12:12:37 PM »

"This might not be a psycho-kinetic disturbance at all. It could just be an ordinary refrigerator gone bad."

Egon.
The Real Ghostbusters
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If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.
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