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« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2009, 08:11:32 PM »

I think I would make a lovely taxidermy piece. 
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« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2009, 01:11:39 AM »

Just run my carcass through the incinerator and don't make a damned fuss about it.  No line of slow moving cars driving through town, no boring church service, no uncomfortable buffet meal afterwards. 

Is it possible to have a wake at a bar?  I'd much rather have my funeral expenses involve buying beer for everyone instead of buying a fancy box and paying someone I never met to eulogize me.  And don't stick my embalmed corpse out for everyone to look at.  That's just plain creepy.

For years, my Dad insisted that everyone not sit there and cry over him when he finally left us ~ we had about five minutes memorial service for him and then the rest of the day, a party. The memorial part of the day stopped abruptly when my aunt took her glasses off, wiped her eyes and said: "Enough of this crying sh*t, let's have a drink on Tommy."

The result of that was we all looked at each other and burst out laughing, because we knew then that Dad was with us, as he would have been the first one to say that.  Smile TeddyR
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« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2009, 01:13:50 AM »

I want to be placed in a spring-loaded casket for the wake.  To be triggered when the youngest person present walks up to pay their respects.

 BounceGiggle Smile TeddyR

I'm normally down in the dumps on a Monday but that made me laugh.
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« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2009, 06:22:36 PM »

I had a last wish for the dispersal of my remains, but nobody tests nukes above ground anymore.
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