Movies I'd like someone to make

[The Burgomaster]

I'd love to see THESE film titles on a "coming soon" list:

* EVEN MORE AMERICAN GRAFFITI - The continuing adventures of the original AMERICAN GRAFFITI gang.  Steve Bolander (Ron Howard) grows up to be a balding director.  Curt Henderson (Richard Dreyfuss) enjoys many years of success as an actor, until a movie titled KRIPPENDORF'S TRIBE and a TV series titled THE EDUCATION OF MAX BICKFORD nearly end it all for him.

* THE STING III - John Goodman takes over the Jackie Gleason role (Gondorf) from STING II (which arose from the Paul Newman role in THE STING).  Jake Busey takes over the Mac Davis role (Hooker) from STING II (which arose from the Robert Redford role in THE STING).  Corey Haim and Corey Feldman play the nephews of bad guy Doyle Lonnigan.

* CADDYSHACK III - Alec Baldwin takes over as the evil owner of Bushwood.  Shia LaBeouf is the popular young golf pro who tries to win the heart of Baldwin's sexy daughter (Jessica Simpson).  Cameos by Jackie Mason, Chevy Chase, Michael O'Keefe, and Bill Murray.  Gilbert Gottfried is the voice of the gopher.

* THE THING II - This experimental indy sequel begins where the 1982 John Carpenter hit ended.  Kurt Russell and Keith David sit on a snowbank and tell interesting stories until they freeze to death.  Andre Gregory and Wallace Shawn make cameo appearances in a nod to MY DINNER WITH ANDRE.

* EXORCIST: SALVATION - More than 35 years after her original ordeal, Regan MacNeil (Linda Blair) is again possessed by an evil spirit.  Father John Connor (Christian Bale) fights the demon . . . but this time with high-tech hardware.  Kris Kristofferson has an important role as Father Cisco Pike.  Jackie Mason is Lieutenant Kinderman.

* FANTASY ISLAND - In this big-screen version of the successful TV series, Antonio Banderas takes over the role of Mr. Roarke and Verne Troyer is Tattoo.  Hilarity abounds when Mickey Rourke visits the island and other visitors mistake him for Mr. Roarke.  Guest stars:  Rosie O'Donnell, Fannie Flagg, Richard Dawson, and James Earl Jones.

* GOOD TIMES - Based on the popular 1970s sit-com.  Boston Red Sox star David Ortiz plays Florida Evans.  Other casting decisions to be announced . . .

[ghouck]

you need help. . .

[Doc Daneeka]

Or is it EVERYONE ELSE who needs help??

[The Burgomaster]

Or is it EVERYONE ELSE who needs help??

No . . . it's me.   

[Doggett]

Fingers crossed for another Elvira film...

I don't care how old she is, dammit !

[BTM]

I think it'd be cool to have a movie called Ass Kicker, where's it basically just a high testosterone flick of some badass kicking badguy ass.  :)

[RCMerchant]

A Lugosi bio. Either DeNiro or Martin Landau could play Bela.

A full length cartoon of the demented MILK AND CHEESE comic. Drawn by the artist,Evan Dorkin.
If yer not familiar with them-heres a sample-

[BTM]

A Lugosi bio. Either DeNiro or Martin Landau could play Bela.

A full length cartoon of the demented MILK AND CHEESE comic. Drawn by the artist,Evan Dorkin.
If yer not familiar with them-heres a sample-

Whoa, I think those guys had a cameo appearance in the comic Hack/Slash (another good comic BTW).  There's a running gag where the main character has nightmares about them trying to kill her everytime she eats a bunch of junk food before going to bed.

[Hammock Rider]

Saved by the Bell 2025: Screech's Revenge!

[Kester Pelagius]

* CADDYSHACK III - Alec Baldwin takes over as the evil owner of Bushwood.  Shia LaBeouf is the popular young golf pro who tries to win the heart of Baldwin's sexy daughter (Jessica Simpson).  Cameos by Jackie Mason, Chevy Chase, Michael O'Keefe, and Bill Murray.  Gilbert Gottfried is the voice of the gopher.

* CADDY SHACK IV - Stephen Baldwin is cast in the role of the wacked out veteran grounds keeper.  He's hired only because his character is Alec Baldwin's brother, but he's the black sheep of the family, and the entire movie is about trying to keep this kin relationship secrect.  But Stephen makes it difficult with his crazed antics.  Bascially this is a remake of the original; with Christina Ricci as Stephen's wacky stripper girlfriend, Renee Zellwiger <sp> as an uptight rich widow, and Bill Murray in a cameo &tc.

[BTM]

I'd like to see a movie based on Evil Ernie.  Supposedly there was one in the works for awhile, but I guess it petered out after the company that makes it went bankrupt. 

For the uninitiated, Evil Ernie is a comic book character, he's a psychopathic zombie who can raise anyone he kills as a zombie slave (who, in turn, go around killing more people.)  It's an awesome series (although I haven't read any of the newer ones from the past couple of years...)