What are they thinking?

[indianasmith]

Cheney:  "Tell me . . . where did you hide the videos of me with Condi?"
Pelosi:  "He's forceful . . . that is so sexy in a man!"
Bush:  "I wonder what time the Rangers game starts?"

[sideorderofninjas]

Why are they forcing bottled water down Michael Jackson's throat?

[Psycho Circus]

"This is one Guantanamo b***h that'll never see release!"

[Javakoala]

Cheney:  "Today on Mythbusters, we're gonna see if Perrier really does cause flatulence."
Pelosi:  "I think this is the only time I've EVER let a man put anything in my mouth."
Bush:  "Ah, crap. You can stop, Cheney.  Myth verified.  Now, where do I vomit?"