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Trevor
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« on: June 08, 2009, 12:42:10 AM »
Mine would be easy enough:

"No Skidmarks"

Subtitle: "The Life of An Underpants Fetis**ts Fettiesists"

Ugh, let me try that again: Buggedout


"No Skidmarks - The Stained Life Of An Underpants Lover"

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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2009, 06:04:11 AM »
"Square peg in a round hole."
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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2009, 09:32:48 AM »
the Greatest Lover
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The Burgomaster
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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2009, 09:40:44 AM »
The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman
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"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."
Psycho Circus
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Shake The Faith


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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2009, 12:18:41 PM »
"Life's A b***h.....And Then You Live"
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Doggett
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I've seen things you people couldn't imagine...


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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2009, 12:24:44 PM »
"ghouck's nightmare"
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If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.
skully13
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"Cujo, where are ya boy?"
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2009, 02:12:58 PM »
"Fly Away"-simple yet explains a lot.  TongueOut
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RCMerchant
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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2009, 04:31:34 PM »
MORON
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« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2009, 05:08:19 PM »
INDY
Confessions of a Beady-Eyed Arrowhead Nut!
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ghouck
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Afro-Mullets RULE!


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« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2009, 05:15:36 PM »
"You think YOU'VE done some stupid s**t, well listen to what THIS a***ole has done, most of it in some lame attempt to impress women."
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

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Dude! Flush Next Time!!!


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« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2009, 05:36:02 PM »
"I Was Born Naked And Spent Over Half My Life That Way"
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Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black
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« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2009, 05:42:57 PM »
Budweiser Comes to South Africa
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« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2009, 06:18:54 PM »
Not Working to His Potential, and Other Comments My Teachers Made
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The Burgomaster
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« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2009, 06:25:10 PM »
ATTILA THE HUNG

(ouch!)
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« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2009, 10:23:35 PM »
SideOrderOfNinjas: the Technicolor Psychopath: the Unauthorized Autobiography
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