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JaseSF
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« Reply #1545 on: October 03, 2011, 06:09:17 PM »

Only he didn't hang around Uranus.

Would you live on Coronation Street?
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« Reply #1546 on: October 03, 2011, 07:44:30 PM »

Nope, I live on Drury Lane.

Is Bigger really better with cars?
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« Reply #1547 on: October 08, 2011, 08:52:56 PM »

Hell no. With greasy heart attack hamburgers, THAT'S something I tell you what.

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« Reply #1548 on: October 09, 2011, 09:45:45 AM »

I still have it, it's in my basement.


Are you the DEVIL?!
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« Reply #1549 on: October 09, 2011, 10:44:58 AM »

No, I'm Lucifur. Also, stop calling Satan the devil, it p**ses him off. Don't mix us up either we're two different people.

What happened to your lambs?
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« Reply #1550 on: October 10, 2011, 07:36:11 AM »

Mary ate them all up, she was fed up with their droppings on her bed.


Can Godzilla do it?
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« Reply #1551 on: October 11, 2011, 08:23:51 PM »

Whether he thinks he can or he thinks he can't-he's right.


If the cage bird sings-what does the college-educated pterodactyl do?
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El Misfit
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« Reply #1552 on: October 11, 2011, 10:55:49 PM »

Sing only Iron Maiden's songs.

Can I quit the system, it's bugging my style?
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« Reply #1553 on: October 13, 2011, 08:53:17 PM »

No. Now go make me a sandwich, slave. Make it snappy!

What did you see in that turnip?
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« Reply #1554 on: October 14, 2011, 12:04:06 PM »

Baldrick's thingy, Milord.

When did the goat learn to stare back at the men?
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« Reply #1555 on: October 20, 2011, 06:07:37 PM »

After they started waxing their chrome bumpers.

Are you sorry for Ms. Jackson?
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« Reply #1556 on: January 17, 2012, 05:38:54 PM »

I am for real.  I never meant to make her daughter cry.  I apologize a trillion times.

While a bit late sure, I'm thinking of adding "you go girl" to my regular conversational speech.  Think I can pull it off?

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« Reply #1557 on: January 17, 2012, 07:00:51 PM »

With a spatula and a wire brush, I'd say yes.

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« Reply #1558 on: January 17, 2012, 09:16:49 PM »

Because they're cute and fluffy until well they go for the jugular.

Why can't my cotton candy be blue?
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« Reply #1559 on: January 18, 2012, 09:32:05 AM »

Because it's on Prosac.

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