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« Reply #1590 on: July 12, 2013, 12:38:14 AM »

The Dump Truck, of course!!!

Why are my boogers black when I have breathed no dirt today?

Africanus Boogeritus happens when so many bad movies are viewed that the brain develops a tar like substance known only by psychic storm-lords in the jaskroscx-dimension as... cell-sap. They believe it's the formation of bad memories trying to exit the frontal lobe.

Why do people like the smell of their own farts so much more than other's?
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« Reply #1591 on: July 12, 2013, 08:26:32 AM »

It's all in the delivery.

Just what IS Stephen Hawking?
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« Reply #1592 on: July 12, 2013, 11:35:27 PM »

The mighty Stephen Hawking is a f**king Quake god!

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How is a raven like a writing desk?
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« Reply #1593 on: July 13, 2013, 09:04:47 AM »

Because it's made of wood...but don't quoth me on that.

When did you last do-wakka-do?
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« Reply #1594 on: March 20, 2014, 03:47:55 AM »

07/07/1977

Why did Hammer drop the MC?
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« Reply #1595 on: March 20, 2014, 08:34:53 AM »

Someone had put WD-40 on it.

How long has Trevor worn one set of undies?
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« Reply #1596 on: March 20, 2014, 09:40:57 AM »

Long enough that the skid mark filed for retirement.

Where is my flying car?
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« Reply #1597 on: March 20, 2014, 12:28:53 PM »

Long enough that the skid mark filed for retirement.

Where is my flying car?


    I got your flying car right here....

Flying car developer says he's $80 million closer to making sci-fi dream a reality. Small | Large


     Who wants to buy this diamond ring?
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« Reply #1598 on: March 20, 2014, 04:38:30 PM »


     Who wants to buy this diamond ring?


This guy does!

Little John's Best Ever Local Commercial Louisville Kentucky (The video's owner prevents external embedding)

Why would you disable embedding on a cheesy pawn shop commercial?
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« Reply #1599 on: March 23, 2014, 12:26:30 AM »

Because Stone Cold said so!

Who wouldn't like breast?
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« Reply #1600 on: March 23, 2014, 10:28:26 AM »

The chicken it was taken from.

If a-b+cx42=x, then y?
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« Reply #1601 on: March 23, 2014, 02:15:19 PM »

Y ask Y?  Try Bud Dry!
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Are friends electric?
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« Reply #1602 on: March 24, 2014, 08:21:56 AM »

When you know how to plug them in.

Why did the Klingon cross the road?
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« Reply #1603 on: March 24, 2014, 08:39:05 AM »

When you know how to plug them in.

Why did the Klingon cross the road?


To find out a way to get to Mianus, instead of Uranus.  Wink
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« Reply #1604 on: March 24, 2014, 08:41:19 AM »

If a-b+cx42=x, then y?

y=q
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