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Flangepart
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« Reply #1620 on: March 28, 2014, 08:11:22 AM »
Depends. Is your jackhammer still working?

What kept you so long?
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retrorussell
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!
« Reply #1621 on: March 28, 2014, 02:10:08 PM »
Viagra.

What can my dog do to keep her farts from stinking so badly?
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"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
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« Reply #1622 on: March 29, 2014, 07:53:59 AM »
Stop feeding her pork & beans


Do black people have dandruff?
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alandhopewell
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Hey....white women were in season.


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« Reply #1623 on: March 29, 2014, 12:32:42 PM »
     If they stand too close to white folks, they might get to share in it.

GEICO Hump Day Camel Commercial - Happier than a Camel on Wednesday
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

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« Reply #1624 on: March 29, 2014, 07:25:34 PM »
Why did it take me 2 hours to find my ciggerettes?
The word for the thing I light  on fire in my face,
Too many f**king S,s.
Like Tobacco
s**t! I did that right.
s**t. Smile
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Flangepart
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« Reply #1625 on: March 31, 2014, 05:25:55 PM »
RC, you okey?
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Derf
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?
« Reply #1626 on: April 01, 2014, 10:24:01 PM »
I certainly hope he is.
In all seriousness.


And now, if it's okay, can we get back to the goofy questions?
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"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
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« Reply #1627 on: April 02, 2014, 07:17:18 AM »
Not until you finish all your green beans, you silly person.

How do you do that voodoo that you do?
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Flangepart
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« Reply #1628 on: April 02, 2014, 08:11:18 AM »
With hoodoo that ain't poodoo.

Why did the the road cross the chicken?
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Derf
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?
« Reply #1629 on: April 03, 2014, 07:12:02 AM »
To get to the side of bacon.


Badges? Do we need any stinkin' badges?
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"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
Olivia Bauer
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« Reply #1630 on: April 09, 2014, 12:35:29 PM »
Ya know the cliché where a cop gets shot in the heart but it turns out the bullet hit his badge? It's just for that rare occasion.

Where can I get a brain transplant?
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Flangepart
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« Reply #1631 on: April 09, 2014, 05:15:43 PM »
When we find the perfect doner...Oh, Trevor, Trevor dear...


Just what IS a Quatters mass?
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?
« Reply #1632 on: April 09, 2014, 11:05:52 PM »
About the same as two dimes and a nickel.



Is it time to make the donuts yet?
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"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
Flangepart
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« Reply #1633 on: April 10, 2014, 08:38:52 AM »
It's ALWAYS dounut time!

When did the wind get in the willows, and how did the willows feel about that?
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« Reply #1634 on: May 04, 2014, 10:22:23 AM »
Last Thursday and pretty darn good. 

So, you expect me to talk?
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