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« Reply #1680 on: June 12, 2014, 08:30:00 AM »

The popcorn. You don't know where those vegetable sphincters have been!

If Godzilla where a painter, which style would his painting be classified under?
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« Reply #1681 on: June 12, 2014, 01:10:27 PM »

Probably the Jackson Pollock splatter painting school. In human BLOOD!!!



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« Reply #1682 on: June 13, 2014, 08:25:33 AM »

I DID! Don't like it, talk to my ROBOT MONSTER!


When did the cats develop a taste for beer?
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« Reply #1683 on: June 14, 2014, 07:46:01 AM »

Right after they ate the firehouse chili.



What sicko put the creme in the crematorium?
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« Reply #1684 on: June 16, 2014, 08:19:25 AM »

Same guy put the Sanka in the sarcophagus.

When is coffee grounds for divorce?
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« Reply #1685 on: June 16, 2014, 08:45:07 AM »

When she secretly switches your fresh-brewed coffee for Folger's crystals---decaffeinated.

Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?
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« Reply #1686 on: June 18, 2014, 08:45:33 AM »

Because Stephen Lynch wanted it that way.

Why did the marmoset get his toenails stuck the blender?
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« Reply #1687 on: June 18, 2014, 09:15:43 AM »

Because the lady doing his pedicure was trying to save a few minutes because the marmoset kept hitting on her because he wanted to get marmo-laid.



Has there ever been a stupider joke than the one I just made?
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« Reply #1688 on: June 19, 2014, 08:18:42 AM »

Yes, but it escaped my mind like the wind, and I'm glad I can't remember it, either.


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« Reply #1689 on: June 19, 2014, 06:31:32 PM »

Only if you try to figure out stuff


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« Reply #1690 on: June 20, 2014, 04:45:56 AM »

No, he is on the injured reserve list. Tonight we have John "Buzzkill" Smith on first, who is quoted as saying, "Now let's see them tell that blasted joke."



"Buzzkill" is a cool nickname. What's yours?
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« Reply #1691 on: June 20, 2014, 12:59:23 PM »

Durfbury. Nothin' personal, it's just business.

Can you BELIEVE the nerve of that guy?
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« Reply #1692 on: June 22, 2014, 07:25:35 AM »

I can't stop believing because I fear the tiny wrath of Steve Perry.



How many licks does it take to get to the Tňotsie Roll center of a solid steel I-beam?
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« Reply #1693 on: June 22, 2014, 01:42:29 PM »

I can't stop believing because I fear the tiny wrath of Steve Perry.



How many licks does it take to get to the Tňotsie Roll center of a solid steel I-beam?
Three.  Assuming your tongue secretes acid in place of saliva. 

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« Reply #1694 on: June 24, 2014, 07:59:50 AM »

Obvious answer: Wasting it here. Not so obvious: Using chickens as part of your plan to take over the world.



When King Kong hit the pavement, about how many New Yorkers did he squish?
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