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« Reply #1665 on: May 27, 2014, 05:33:55 PM »

Pepper... Dr. Ima Pepper.

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Yes, but only if they're electric Scotsmen, Jimmy.

Are you hungry for some action?
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?


« Reply #1666 on: May 28, 2014, 07:09:38 AM »

Not really. But I could go for some onion rings.


Why would angels want to dance on the head of a pin, much less gather there in numbers?
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« Reply #1667 on: May 28, 2014, 08:03:04 AM »

Actually, it's a pinHEAD...his name is Zippy, and he averages about 342 angels per hour. They dance in shifts.

When someone is 'hornswoggled', what is the amount of horn compared to the swoggeling?
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« Reply #1668 on: June 05, 2014, 07:20:25 AM »

The average ratio of horn to swoggle is 4:9, though your results may vary. There was an interesting case once of a man whose horn swoggled so easily that he was named village idiot despite having an IQ of 155. He was brilliant, but he just couldn't quite understand why everyone around him did such mean, selfish things. That, and he loved to roll in dung.


What does a guy have to do to get a sandwich around here?
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« Reply #1669 on: June 05, 2014, 08:23:41 AM »

Beat the Hamburgler over the head with a trunchion, and get his swag.

Specifically, why is Godzilla sexually frustrated?
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« Reply #1670 on: June 05, 2014, 12:08:56 PM »

Because he's too busy giving Godzilla face palms

Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
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« Reply #1671 on: June 05, 2014, 12:49:12 PM »

Because pretentious snobs have high vocabularies.


Exactly which star does Buck live on, anyhoo?
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« Reply #1672 on: June 06, 2014, 07:24:00 AM »

Third star to the right, straight on till morning, next door to Neverland. And believe me, those kids will not keep off his lawn.


How exactly can one fit four and twenty blackbirds into a pie in such a way that they are still able to sing when the pie is opened?
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« Reply #1673 on: June 07, 2014, 09:32:46 AM »

They never mentioned they were Robot Blackbirds, did they? Idiots!

What do you do with a drunken sailor?
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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.


« Reply #1674 on: June 07, 2014, 11:05:30 PM »

Watch over him or her so he or she doesn't fall overboard.

Where's the beef?
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« Reply #1675 on: June 08, 2014, 03:45:26 AM »

In the bun, if ya get what I'm sayin'. Ba-da-boom!

And if you do get what I'm saying, please explain it to me.


Do you hear what I hear?
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« Reply #1676 on: June 09, 2014, 09:24:19 AM »

Yes, and the constant bleating is gettin' on my last nerve! Stupid sheep...

When will the last unicorn find a virgin?
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« Reply #1677 on: June 11, 2014, 07:43:42 AM »

It won't, because it fell in love with a passing narwhal and moved into Davy Jones's locker.



Why can't all animals have names that are as fun to say as "narwhal"?
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« Reply #1678 on: June 11, 2014, 05:38:07 PM »

Only humans think Narwhal is fun to say. Animals don't have opposable tongues.


Can a Cannes Can-Can dancer do the Can-Can on her can in Cannes with James Caan?


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« Reply #1679 on: June 12, 2014, 07:54:39 AM »

Indeed she can, even while eating a can of peas under a canopy.


Would you rather eat a vegan hot dog (made of vegetable lips, tongues and anal sphincters) or a tub of popcorn slathered in veal juice?
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