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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?


« Reply #1695 on: June 25, 2014, 07:28:56 AM »

14 1/2. A former Olympic swimmer who had lost his arms and legs was among the victims. His name was Bob.


What price can you place on Freedom?
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« Reply #1696 on: June 25, 2014, 07:35:50 AM »

It's 50% off this week at crazy Tom Paine's House of Liberty - one coupon per customer, some restrictions apply. Freedom not available in all jurisdictions, check local regulations.

Do you like movies about gladiators?
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"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH
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« Reply #1697 on: June 25, 2014, 07:54:32 AM »

Only if they star Peter Graves.

How long did it actually take Michael to row the boat ashore?
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« Reply #1698 on: June 26, 2014, 12:42:34 PM »

3 hours, 22 minutes, 14.237 seconds, a Sea of Galilee record that stood for 123 years.



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« Reply #1699 on: June 26, 2014, 01:01:12 PM »

I have a Kleenex, will that help?

Just what was Mr. Cleever a Ward of?
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« Reply #1700 on: June 28, 2014, 12:08:22 AM »

Of Burt Ward, TV's Robin. It all started when Ward Cleaver was drunk and had an illicit tryst with Liza Minelli. Or maybe it was a peacock. Nobody remembers. And yes, alcohol was involved.



What animal(s) was(were) involved in YOUR birth?
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« Reply #1701 on: June 30, 2014, 08:11:33 AM »

Godzilla...My folks were married in 54. I was born in 56...coincidence?


The Jabberwock vs. Saquach...who would win?


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« Reply #1702 on: July 03, 2014, 08:25:37 AM »

In a fight, probably the Jabberwock, since Sasquatches are not known for carrying vorpal blades. At hide and seek, the Sasquatch would win hands down.




What would happen if two kissing fish wearing braces decided to make out?
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