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Umaril The Unfeathered
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« Reply #120 on: September 13, 2011, 05:09:51 PM »

There's so many jokes in this thread it's ridiculous.

Tit's not funny...  Wink
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« Reply #121 on: September 13, 2011, 05:53:47 PM »

It's fun to look back over all these old comments.  Ah, the mammaries...
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Umaril The Unfeathered
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« Reply #122 on: September 13, 2011, 06:13:20 PM »

It's fun to look back over all these old comments.  Ah, the mammaries...

Haha!  Good one. You'd have to be a real boob to think this thread was milked dry.
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
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Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
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« Reply #123 on: September 13, 2011, 09:20:25 PM »

Sometimes it sags a bit though . . .
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« Reply #124 on: September 14, 2011, 06:47:30 PM »

Sometimes it sags a bit though . . .

Yeah that's true, but it's all natural at least  Smile
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
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« Reply #125 on: October 31, 2011, 12:19:52 AM »

If anyone is hungry, I am making some ILBTs, er, I mean BLTs.  

And As the board's MD, I have to say that for writing this kind of lowbrow stuff, you all really need to start examining yourselves...
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« Reply #126 on: October 31, 2011, 08:40:30 AM »

If anyone is hungry, I am making some ILBTs, er, I mean BLTs.  

And As the board's MD, I have to say that for writing this kind of lowbrow stuff, you all really need to start examining yourselves...

My mother told me not to examine myself while thinking about breasts. TeddyR
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« Reply #127 on: October 31, 2011, 11:04:35 PM »

If anyone is hungry, I am making some ILBTs, er, I mean BLTs. 

And As the board's MD, I have to say that for writing this kind of lowbrow stuff, you all really need to start examining yourselves...

My mother told me not to examine myself while thinking about breasts. TeddyR

*nods sagely*  Causes blindness, yep. 

Hey, what is tat, anyhow... and how do I exchange it for the other thing?
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« Reply #128 on: August 11, 2016, 09:54:11 PM »

Speaking of old threads that made me laugh . . . this one is pure BMDO gold!

In a recent update, I heard that the man's daughter is now pursuing a career in live-in child care.

That's right, she's a au pair.
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« Reply #129 on: August 15, 2016, 07:00:11 AM »

Speaking of old threads that made me laugh . . . this one is pure BMDO gold!

In a recent update, I heard that the man's daughter is now pursuing a career in live-in child care.

That's right, she's a au pair.

Her father says she has a nice pair, at least
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« Reply #130 on: August 15, 2016, 07:22:48 AM »

*rimshot*
Thank you, folks, he'll be here all week!

This thread is the ultimate booby-trap.
Unsuspecting members read it, and here come the jokes!
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« Reply #131 on: August 15, 2016, 07:56:50 AM »

Okay, fine.

I wanted to post nine jokes about this topic, but I lactate. So, just the one.
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« Reply #132 on: August 15, 2016, 09:49:41 AM »

This is the Jason Voorhees of threads.
Every time you think it's dead, it springs back to life and flashes with new brilliance!
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"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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