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« Reply #30 on: June 20, 2009, 07:33:22 AM »
Okay, to make up for this, I'll buy a round of beers for everybody down at Hooters.
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« Reply #31 on: June 20, 2009, 12:40:37 PM »
Quote from: Javakoala on June 20, 2009, 07:33:22 AM
Okay, to make up for this, I'll buy a round of beers for everybody down at Hooters.

I'll take a couple JUGS of beer, thank you. . .
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« Reply #32 on: June 20, 2009, 05:34:15 PM »
I see this thread has gone three pages.  I was hoping it would stop at a nice pair . . .
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« Reply #33 on: June 20, 2009, 05:55:29 PM »
Oh, that reminds me. I need to replace my dirty pillows with some clean ones.
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« Reply #34 on: June 21, 2009, 02:14:34 PM »
Was the daughter's name Melon-ee?
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« Reply #35 on: June 23, 2009, 03:39:20 PM »
Quote from: doggett on June 20, 2009, 05:24:27 AM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on June 20, 2009, 12:03:11 AM
This thread makes me feel like a deer in the HEADLIGHTS.
I think the deck is STACKED against future puns. 
I wouldn't want to be CANNON fodder. 
I would expect this sort of behavior from the others, but not from you, Allhallowsday !
Well, let's not be BOOBIES!  Really, you mustn't make MOUNTAINS out of MOLEHILLS.  I CAN't believe you'd be offended.   Wink
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« Reply #36 on: June 24, 2009, 12:18:50 PM »
We keep reaching further and further . . .  but I think all the good puns are milked out.
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« Reply #37 on: June 24, 2009, 12:27:34 PM »
Quote from: indianasmith on June 24, 2009, 12:18:50 PM
We keep reaching further and further . . .  but I think all the good puns are milked out.

I actually swore when I read that.
It takes a lot to make me swear but that did it.
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« Reply #38 on: June 25, 2009, 02:35:44 PM »
Ok, no more puns, , I promise, , CROSS MY HEART. . .

[EDIT] I bet anyone that Doggett isn't old enough to get that one. . .
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« Reply #39 on: June 26, 2009, 06:24:56 AM »
Quote from: ghouck on June 25, 2009, 02:35:44 PM
Ok, no more puns, , I promise, , CROSS MY HEART. . .

[EDIT] I bet anyone that Doggett isn't old enough to get that one. . .

That made me titter a bit.

Okay, I'm done here.  If I should have too many beers and post on this thread again, I'll accept negative karma.
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« Reply #40 on: June 26, 2009, 08:09:29 AM »
When Bernardo Bertolucci got his Oscar for The Last Emperor he said:

"If New York is The Big Apple, then Los Angeles is The Big Nipple."

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« Reply #41 on: July 23, 2009, 01:24:50 PM »
Even though it's been a while, I still support this thread, it's very uplifting.
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« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2009, 01:48:01 PM »
Quote from: ghouck on July 23, 2009, 01:24:50 PM
Even though it's been a while, I still support this thread, it's very uplifting.

It deserves some sort of award, I'll make a large cup!  TeddyR
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« Reply #43 on: July 23, 2009, 10:10:23 PM »
Personally, it's not that great.  I'd give it a D for content, and a D for originality . . .

That would be a double D, wouldn't it?
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« Reply #44 on: July 23, 2009, 11:06:48 PM »
PARTON me, but I think it's bigger than that, it's become more than a HANDFUL.
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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