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« on: June 24, 2009, 03:57:32 PM »



As seen in The Colbert Report 06-22-2009.
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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 12:20:06 AM »

I've fallen and I can't get up!
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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 02:22:00 AM »

I see Steven Seagal is still doing DTV films...  Buggedout
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 05:42:58 AM »

When the elderly now say "get off my lawn", they mean it.
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 12:23:46 PM »

Even though it meant he would have to walk with a cane for the rest of his life, Bill was still glad he had his testicles removed so that he could finally do splits like a high school girl.
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2009, 02:22:00 PM »

By adding a cane to his floor exercise, Ebeneezer hoped it would finally win him the elusive gold medal at the senior olympics.
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